What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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