What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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