Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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