- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

The GOV and the WHO?

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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