What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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hi charles lattuca III

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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