What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Racial Equality

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

ecks! why zee?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I hate blackniggers

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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