I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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