- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

masturbating on a tarc bus

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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