- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

once upon a time, it snowed

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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