- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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