What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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