What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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A blind man watches TV

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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are u black unlucky

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Bob Saget

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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