- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Burp

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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