- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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