Whats two plus two Four!

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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womens rights

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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