My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Daniel is a fag

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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