- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

womans rights...

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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