what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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WNBA

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people and regularly attend a synagogue and pizza is and italian food that many people find to be enjoyable to eat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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