Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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