Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Christianity.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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