- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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