What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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