Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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