- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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