- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Where's my tractor?

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Do the roar!

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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