- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Everybody will die

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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