- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

lol

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??