What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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What is older than history?

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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