why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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do you have a wife?

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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