- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Everybody will die

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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