- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

okay so theres this guy.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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