- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

what is the color of a burp burple

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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