- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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