- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

dry handjob

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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