Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

people magazine

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What is the name of the car? What

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

The WPGA tour

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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