- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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