- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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