How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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