- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's your blood type? Red.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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