Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I once did something.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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