What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

it's funny because it's funny

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

all the kids had fun

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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