Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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mexicans fishing

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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