- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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