- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

White men's rights

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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