What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Long joke Your such a downey

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

VAL SUCKS

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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