- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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