- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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