What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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