asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A cat playing laser tag.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Your Mom

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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