- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

robin, get in the car.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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