- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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