- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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