- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

your life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Patriarchy.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Kevin and Ramin

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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