How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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knock knock? come in

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Anti Joke

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