- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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