- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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