Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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the WNBA

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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