Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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