What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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YOU

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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