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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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