Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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