What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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black people

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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