- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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