- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

poopy is poopy

Immigration Laws

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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