Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Fox News

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Bark I'm a tree

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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