- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

I hate blackniggers

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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