What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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