- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Then none of us want to be right.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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