Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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