Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.