- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Beka has AIDS

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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