- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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