What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Womens rights.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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