- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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