Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

knock knock There's no door

A Fat Kenyan

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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