What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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this is not a drill.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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