- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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