What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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