- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

once upon a time, it snowed

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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