- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A seal walks into a club.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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