- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

once upon a time, it snowed

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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