What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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