What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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