knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

whats hairy and crys your mom

sorry got to poo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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