- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby