What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

whats worse than gill? nothing

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Robin, get in the car, please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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