- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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