- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Women's rights.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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