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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Rush Limbaugh

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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