The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

WOMENS RIGHTS

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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