my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Poker face

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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