What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

You idiot thats 9 letters

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

women's rights

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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