Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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