- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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