- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Asian women drivers...

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I have read the terms and conditions

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

A man walks into a bar

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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