- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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