- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A black man has a job.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Barack Obama.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Thats what she said

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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