- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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