theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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