Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

[Set up] [No punch line]

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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