What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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