- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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your face is kinda funny

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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