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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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