- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

John Cena

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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