- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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