- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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