How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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