What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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your life

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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