Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's 9 + 10 19

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I'm Polish.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

I was once a hamster.

you dint have to be a jew matt

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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