How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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belly button

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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This sentance contains three errers

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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