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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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