What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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andrew wagner

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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y u no like me joke?

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Yo mama's fat.

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I like poop in my butt

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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