A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A fish swims up your penis...

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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