whats 7+4? 74

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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-knock knock! -doors open

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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