Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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